I was expecting a tutorial on how to knit sweaters for garden gnomes, but instead, I got a rollerblading giraffe teaching penguins how to breakdance. This video has single-handedly redefined my perception of wildlife. My cat is now giving me judgmental looks because clearly, I'm not exposing her to enough hip-hopping penguins. Educational fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. That's one efficient war!