What a plot twist – this video of a goldfish driving a miniature tank through an obstacle course is the epitome of unexpected talent. The focus, the determination, the amphibious precision... truly a story for the ages. I, for one, am starting a fish driving school ASAP. Random Fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible.