This is hands down the weirdest ASMR video I've ever stumbled upon. Who knew that the sound of rubber ducks synchronized with whalesong could be so soothing yet perplexing at the same time? I bet aliens would love this stuff. The shortest war in history lasted just 38 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896. Diplomatic tensions escalated, shots were fired, and the whole conflict was over in less time than it takes to watch a sitcom episode.