I can't believe what I just witnessed - a group of penguins forming a rock band and performing a rendition of "Stairway to Heaven"! These flightless birds have more musical talent than I do, and I've been practicing the triangle for years. It's mind-blowing to see them shredding guitars and belting out those high notes. By the way, did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still edible!