This clip of a talking parrot debating philosophy with a goldfish is the most intellectually stimulating thing I've seen all day. The parrot's arguments were solid, but let's not forget the insightful points the goldfish made about the concept of existence. My pet hamster tried to join the discussion by rolling its exercise ball around the room frantically – a true philosopher in the making. By the way, a group of flamingos is called a "flamboyance." How fitting for those fabulous birds!